Prickly, Soft Olive Barrel Seeks Dark Green Saguaro – No Cats
May 29th
Nora Desert, founder of the So Nora Dating Club, is happy to announce a new crop of ladies interested in finding their soil mates:
Meet Bea. “I love to cook. Bring a good bottle of emulsion and let’s get to know each other.”
Trish: “I love to swim, so pack your trunks! You bring the watering can, I’ll have the soil, and let’s see if we can’t figure out how to make it work.”
Rose: “Yes, my parents found the name ironic. No, I’m not sickly sweet. Apply only if you can complete the Sunday New York Times crossword puzzle. Oh, and I prefer nitrates over phosphates, fyi.”
Lola: “I like coffee, bookstores and Star Trek. Do you like chess?”
Marnie: “Ohmygod! This is so fun! We should totally go out for lattes and shoe shopping. You need shoes, right? I mean, your pot is definitely leaning. Not to be rude, but I seriously think we need to go shoe shopping. See you at Lowe’s?”
Valeria: “Habla Espanol?”
Pilar: “My favorite days are 100 degrees. I love the soil I’m planted in and can’t imagine a vista better than mine from this patio. If you’d like regular sun, occasional rain and a good solid foundation, apply within.”
Marnie: “Ohmygod. I cannot believe you just said ‘apply within!’ hee hee!”
~K
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LOL!!!
LOVE those!
Are you sure you will find someone willing to watering your plants after this??????
Lol! The caption for the phallic image made me chuckle. Such a cute post! (Isn’t the desert beautiful, by the way? I love it.)
You are the weirdest. (but i love you for it.)
What a hoot, Kelli! Thanks for the laugh, this is ever so clever a post.
lol too funny
Apparently every Rose has its thorn.
Once again, very creative my dear. Your sense of humor is classic. Loved the cacti pics.
Love,
Cynthia